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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I MOVED!!

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7 comments:

achoiceofweapons said...

Where did you move?

Unknown said...

what is this celebrity fashion

Unknown said...

STOP THE THIN-SANITY!
As a gay guy with plus-size girlfriends, I was getting sick of the twisted thinking that says anything above a size 4 is unacceptable. That's crazy talk, so I finally did something about it: With a friend, I wrote a book called THE JOY OF PLUMP, a satire that pokes fun at the diet craze and our ill-spirited, weird obsession with tiny sizes. It got an awesome review on Kirkus Reviews, who said:
Katkov and Sobkowski’s refreshing satire exposes the preposterous of diet crazes.

You can buy it for $.99 on Amazon, right here, then read on your Kindle:

http://www.amazon.com/THE-JOY-OF-PLUMP-ebook/dp/B009PVDXGS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1350361284&sr=8-1&keywords=the+joy+of+plump

It’s designed to be funny, of course, but there’s a strong message, too: That beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Hope you enjoy it!

Unknown said...

http://www.lucyclothing.com.au/ladies-plus-size-clothing is surprisingly great for their latest styles and prices

Unknown said...

Let this be your catalyst to Seventh-Heaven:

'The more you shall honor Me,
the more I shall bless you'
-the Infant Jesus of Prague
(<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)

Love him or leave him...
ya better lissen to DonJuan;
if you deny o'er-the-Hillary's evil,
which most whorizontalites do,
you cannot deny Hellfire
which YOU send YOURSELF to.

Yes, earthling, I was an NDE:
the sights were beyond extreme.
Choose Jesus.
You'll be most happy you did.
God bless your indelible soul.

Unknown said...

Here's my desire in Seventh-Heaven
which you certainly may be a part of -
just gotta git your own rocket, men.
Young women I'd most certainly allow:

If you wanna wiseabove this earth,
you'll someday BE in Seventh-Heaven
to make love with moi, aussi
soft, slow, smooth on a yacht...
on a waterbed... in a treehouse...
in a ski-resort... on the beach...
with thousands of menageAtrois...
anywhere, ya wild thang,
for 777ish sextillion years!!!
(yes, dear, that's a real number);

Wouldn't ya loooove a tall, erect
rocket ship with TWO, bulbous fuel-tanks
down below, cooling-off N steaming,
as we land on this rock-solid, pristine,
wild world where we could be fruitFULL??

Yet... not here. not now. not yet.
Can ya wait for this human?
I wanna please you N gratify you;
I wanna be on the bottom...
I wanna wrap my strong legs around you...
I wanna suckle N caress
your long, delicious, adorable nipples...
I wanna give you many, many, many, MANY
orgasms before I have my own,
as we'll roam through the universe
eXXXploring places to procreate...
☆Can't wait, dear☆

Here's how YOU and i can B1;
here's our proposal:
HEER YE! O HEER YE!!

I'd looove to meet you
in passionate, intoxicating,
larger-than-life Seventh-Heaven...
yet, you first must be prepared:
Find-out what RCIA means and join;
classes are free,
once per week,
starting early September.

Im sooo not better than you
...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent.

PS Turn-away from idolatry/indifference
(worshipping the world/laissez-faire).
Turn-away from mortal sin.
Turn 180°
Turn RITE.
reTurn to Jesus:
He'd looove for you to be
forgiven thru repentance.
Focus on Jesus!!!
Follow us to the Great Beyond.
Follow us to Seventh-Heaven.
Follow us to Holy Mass
& say the Rosary once per day.
Do the RCIA, too.
I. Love. You. earthling
I'll definitely pray for you
as you fully trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your fruitful, indelible soul.

Yes, earthling, Im an NDE:
I know exactly what Almighty God
has prepared for those who love Him
and follow Him in this finite existence:
an eternal explosion-of-extravagance
which few are askin for anymore...
yet, 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust.
Strange how many people
DONT want everything
from our Creator.
Que cera cera.

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